College Ukulele tab

	   
 

Intro: F C G C (x2) 


verse 1 
         F                          C 
I owe thirty-five dollars to the library 
       G               C 
At Humboldt State University 
         F                  C 
But I dropped out fifteen years ago 
        G                     Bb        C 
And I never paid it and I'm still not gonna 

    F             C 
I never got my report card 
         G                        C 
But I didn't go to class and I didn't work hard 
        F                   C              
So I didn't wanna know how bad I did 
        G                     Bb     C 
But I know I never made the dean's list 


 
       Am          Em      
And college is a waste of time 
         F                        C 
If you wanna be a baker or a candlestick maker 
 Am                 Em 
You still have to wait in line 
         F                          G 
At the bank drive through and the train tracks too 
          F                 C  
Behind people like me with no degree 
           G                     C 
'Cause I know the conductor and he knows me 
            F                            C 
You might have a nicer car, but I've traveled pretty far 
     G                Bb    C 
And all I have is an old guitar 


Bridge F C G C (x2) 


verse 2 
  F                C 
Forty bucks for a bag of weed 
          G               C 
In the summer nineteen ninety three 
  F               C 
Forty dollars is all I have 
         G               Bb            C 
And it isn't mine, it belongs to my parents 

      F                         C 
Oh, five hundred points for a roll of cookie dough 
           G                 C 
In the cafeteria they got sloppy joes 
           F               C 
And the sloppy joes cost three points 
         G                     Bb     C 
I won't eat in the spring but hey, cookie dough 


 
       Am          Em      
And college is a waste of time 
         F                    C 
If you wanna be a diver or a big rig driver 
 Am                Em 
You still have to go to the store 
      F                     G 
And share the road with a wide load 
         F            C  
Who's taking up all three lanes 
          G                          C 
And you can't get around him it's a big pain 
           F                     C 
And the driver hasn't slept in three whole days 
         G                            C   
But he knows one thing and that's freeways 
               F                  C 
He's got a Gatorade bottle where he goes pee 
       G                           Bb      C 
And you're behind him with your college degree 


verse 3/Outro 
         F                          C  
I owe thirty-five dollars to the library 
       G               C 
At Humboldt State University 
         F                  C 
But I dropped out fifteen years ago 
       G                     Bb        C 
So I never paid it and I'm still not gonna..