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           F                  Bb 
Now it’s a proven fact that a human can survive 
   F                     Bb 
On chicken Top Ramen and Keystone Light 
       F 
And a ‘92 Lincoln’ll fit sideways 
                 C 
Through a cattle guard 

          F 
Turns out pre-med redheads 
    Bb 
Are ringers at beer pong 
    F                 Bb 
And settin’ fire to a straw Resistol 
         F 
Will get you and your buddies escorted face-first 
           C 
Out of the bar 

                 Dm                          C                     Bb 
And you can hide five guys in the three-foot wide girls’ dorm room closet 
                         F        Bb 
Some things I learned in college 



  C 
A few thousand dollars of three percent interest 
        Bb                      F 
But the money well-spent wasn’t books or tuition 
           Dm                   Bb 
It was the nights I wasted on a lifetime 
             C 
Of priceless knowledge 
                F                     Bb 
Since then I’ve never used algebra or even my degree 
            Dm                                C 
But when it comes to my outside-the-classroom Ph. D. 
  Bb 
I wouldn’t trade anything 
                            F 
For the things I learned in college 



                    F                     Bb 
Now, you can cram a four-year degree into fourteen semesters 
               F                              Bb 
And you should never date the sister of your biology professor 
              F                    Bb                       C 
And it’s the undisputed truth Taco Bell tastes better after 2am 

Yes it does 

                 F                       Bb 
And evidentially cops don’t seem to find toga parties funny 
        F                                      Bb 
And you find out who your friends are when you need bail money 
           F 
And if you learn a few chords 
        Bb                        C 
That guitar’s just as good as any wingman 

             Dm                   C                   Bb 
And your old man’s advice starts soundin’ a whole lot smarter 

Just some things I learned on 



  C 
A few thousand dollars of three percent interest 
        Bb                      F 
But the money well-spent wasn’t books or tuition 
           Dm                   Bb 
It was the nights I wasted on a lifetime 
             C 
Of priceless knowledge 
                F                     Bb 
Since then I’ve never used algebra or even my degree 
            Dm                                C 
But when it comes to my outside-the-classroom Ph. D. 
  Bb 
I wouldn’t trade anything 
                            F 
For the things I learned in college 

Final

                F                     Bb 
Since then I’ve never used algebra or even my degree 
            Dm                                C 
But when it comes to my outside-the-classroom Ph. D. 
  Bb 
I wouldn’t trade anything 
                            F 
For the things I learned in college 
          Bb                  F 
Yeah, the things I learned in college