Mister Richard Smoker Ukulele tab

	  
Intro 
C 
 Doodley baboo 
Dm 
 Doodley baboo 
F              G 
 Doodley baboo bow 

verse 1 
C 
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker 
C                             C  A/C# Dm G 
Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa 
G 
Cigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth 
  G 
Tonight we'll tango in the street 
F       G 
You eat dark meat 

verse 2 
C 
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker 
  C                                  C  A/C# Dm G 
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out 
G 
Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes 
  G 
Tonight we'll tango in the street 
F       G 
You eat dark meat 

Interlude 
C 
 Doodley baboo 
Dm 
 Doodley baboo 
F              G 
 Doodley baboo bow 

Guitar and piano solo 
C 
C      C A/C# Dm G 
G 
G          F    G 

Slide guitar and fiddle solo 
C 
C      C A/C# Dm G 
G 
G          F    G 

Trumpet and clarinet solo 
C 
C      C A/C# Dm G 
G 
G          F    G 
           You eat dark meat 

Interlude 
C 
 Doodley baboo 
Dm 
 Doodley baboo 
F              G 
 Doodley baboo bow 

verse 3 
C 
Mister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker 
C                                C   A/C# Dm G 
Cognac and black coffee with the boys 
G 
Dancin' your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound 
     G 
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick 
F         G 
You smoke big dick 

verse 4 
C 
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker 
C                                  C  A/C# Dm G 
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten 
G 
Going out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty 
  G 
Tonight we'll tango in the street 
F       G 
You eat dark meat 

Modulation outro 
C 
 Doodley baboo 
Dm 
 Doodley baboo 
F              G 
 Doodley baboo bow 
D 
 Doodley baboo 
Em 
 Doodley baboo 
G              A 
 Doodley baboo bow 
E 
 Doodley baboo 
F#m 
 Doodley baboo 
A              B 
 Doodley baboo bow 
F# 
 Doodley baboo 
G#m 
 Doodley baboo 
B              C# 
 Doodley baboo bow