Little Billy Ukulele tab

	  Intro 
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Little Billy was the fattest kid     in his class 
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Always the last in line 
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All the other little kids would laugh      at him 
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Said he died before his time 

 
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Ha ha ha ha 
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Ha ha ha ha 
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Little Billy didn't mind 


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Most of the kids smoked cigarettes 
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Just to prove that they were cool 
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The teacher didn't know about the children's games 
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And Billy always followed the rules 

 
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Ha ha ha ha 
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Little Billy didn't mind 

 
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Billy was big on the outside 
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But there's an even bigger man inside 
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Ten million cigarettes burning every day 
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And Billy's still doing fine 

 
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Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged 
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With children of their own 
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Their smoking games are reality now 
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And cancer's seed is sown 

 
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Ha ha ha ha 
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Little Billy didn't mind 

 
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Most of them smoke maybe forty a day 
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A habit Billy doesn't share 
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One by one they're passing away 
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Leaving all the rest in Billy's care 

Outro 
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Little Billy didn't mind 
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Little Billy's doing fine