Always Lose Ukulele tab

	  capo: 4 
Intro: G Em C x4 
        
G                        Em 
I once had this fan boy, praise me day and night  
G                             Em 
Till the day i signed that deal, sold out and ruined his life  
Am                    C             Am                 C                  G   Em x2    
The fan boy he turned stalker, man, i guess he thought he had the right  
G                           Em 
He found me called me pussy, so i hit him in the jaw  
G                              Em 
The fucker couldn't fight back, no he just called the law  
Am                 C              Am    C                    G   Em x2 
I showed up in the court room and said who's the pussy now?  
Am                C              Am           C 
I'm a lover not a fighter but i wont take no shit lying down  
Dm 
From the hotel to the jail cell  


G        Em      C 
How's it feel to always lose?  
G        Em       C 
You'll never write a song like this 
G        Em         C  
Jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing  
G                Em                                          G    Em 
But this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is  


G                        Em 
I once knew an older man i called a friend of mine  
G                        Em 
Helped him out of trouble he was addicted to the lines  
Am                    C             Am                 C                  G   Em x2    
He stayed up on my couch for months, i held him while he cried  

G                        Em 
His life was goin nowhere so i bought him a guitar 
 G                        Em 
Put him up on stages, he was treated like star  
Am                    C             Am                 C                  G   Em x2   
Things were going well until he bit this hand that fed  
Am                C              Am           C 
I left him where i found him, let's just assume he wound up dead  
Dm 
From the hotel to the jail cell  

 
G        Em      C 
How's it feel to always lose?  
G        Em       C 
And lose a loyal friend like this 
G        Em         C  
Jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing  
G                Em                                          G    Em 
But this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is 
 

G                        Em 
Once i knew a girl i didn't know at all 
G                        Em  
In fact we'd never met, but i heard she knew all my songs  
Am                    C             Am                 C                  G   Em x2   
She heard i was a douche bag from some friends of hers back home  
G                        Em 
She showed up at the venue where i was goin to play 
 G                            Em 
She hung out by the parking lot, the club still made her pay  
Am                C              Am           C                   G    Em x2 
And cops they caught her sprayin my van, w/ a can of silver paint  
Am                C              Am           C 
I said no man, just let her go, it's the haters that fuel this fame  
D 
From the hotel to the jail cell  


 
G        Em      C 
How's it feel to always lose?  
G        Em       C 
You'll never ride a man like this  (you'll never write a song like this)- sing this on the second time, 
G        Em         C  
Jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing  
G                Em                                          G    Em 
But this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is (x2)