Ugly Ukulele tab

	  intro: B A E A (x6) 


             B   A E A 
I could have read 
        B     A E A 
A poem called 
   B    A  E A 
Ozymandias 
         B   A  E A 
To her instead 
               B    A  E A 
I live for the moment 
         B    A  E A 
It was a futile 
        B   A   E A 
Gesture anyway 
      B   A  E A 
I was here 
            B   A  E A 
And she was here 
            B   A  E A 
And being broad 
            B   A  E A 
Of mind and hips 
            B   A  E A 
We did the only 
            B   A  E A 
Thing possible 


E D C#5 E D (x2) 

E         D              C#5 E            D 
I guess I shouldn't have strangled her to death but 
E        D             C#5 E             D 
I had to go to work and she had laced my coffee with 
E   D  C#5 E D 
acid! 

E D C#5 E D (x8, keyboard solo enters 3rd time) 

E    D      C#5 E         D 
Normally, I wouldn't have minded 
E         D         C#5 E     D 
But I'm allergic to sulphuric acid 
E     D  C#5 E     D 
Besides, she had acne 
E                 D 
And if you've got acne 
C#5 E     D           E  D           C#5 E   D 
Well, I apologise for disliking it intensely 
              E              D           C#5 E    D 
But it's understandable that ugly people have got complexes 
E         D      C#5 E     D           E              D     C#5 E  D 
I mean it seems to me that ugly people don't have a chance 


 E         D        C#5 E    D 



ocultar pestaña
 
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D-----6-9---------------6-9-----------| <- play twice 
A-5s7-----7-5-5-5-5-5s7-----7-5-5-5-5-| 
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E (N.C.) 
  It's only the children or the fucking wealthy who tend be good looking! 

B A E A (x2) 

        B   A  E  A 
An ugly fart 
           B      A     E  A 
Attracts a good looking 
B            A      E    A 
Chick if he's got money 

(repeat the above three times) 


repeat chords of B A E A (x17) 

It's different for jews somehow 
I'd like to see...a passionate...film between...the two ugliest 
People in the world...when I say ugly...I don't mean rough looking 
I mean hideous...don't tell me that...aesthetics are...subjective you 
Just know the truth...when you see it...whatever it is... 

G 

(guitar simply plays the root notes!) 

A5 G5 D5 C5 (x4) 

A5    G5  ... D5    C5 
Mus - cle ... pow - er! (x4) 

end on C5