Metaphor Ukulele tab

	  
Intro: G G C G C G C G 

G 
I go down to the ocean 
         C              G 
I take a walk upon your shores 
G 
I dig up a big ol' hairy clam 
         C             G 
And then take out the pearl 
           Em         G    C G 
Cuz it's a metaphor 

G 
I'll marinate your flank steak 
      C                G 
I'll bread your jumbo shrimp 
G 
I'll take your little brother to the zoo 
          C             G 
And I'll marinate your flank steak 
           Em            G   C G 
Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin 
       Em           G   C G 
It's a metaphor for fuckin 

G 
I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship 
      C               G 
I'll fuck you with my dick 
G 
I'll put my magic wand inside your... car 
          C             G 
Then I'll marinate your flank steak 
           Em            G        C G 
Cuz it's a metaphor for flank steak 
       Em            G         C G 
It's a metaphor for flank steak 

G 
Flank steak is delicious 
           C              G 
Wish I was eatin it right now 
G 
And every time that I see one 
      C               G 
Wanna titty fuck the flank steak 
           Em                  G          C G 
Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak 
            Em                  G          C G 
Yeah it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak 

G                  C 
Love is such a mystery