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	  Taking My Uzi To The Gym, from the self released I Hate My Friends album. 


All chords are two string power chords, except for G* and C*, which are single notes. 

  
Verse 
        C*                 G* 
You and me, we could never be 
                C*                         G* 
Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny 
                       C* 
And you're so eager to please 
                G*                    C* 
You get on your knees for any fucking asshole 
                      G 
Who says he's all you need 
        E               F 
And I'm sorry I have to take this approach 
         E                      
The only thing that'd shut me up now: 
     F 
your hands around my throat 


verse 2 
                          C* 
You and your friends feel free 
           G* 
And you're way too cool for me 
           C* 
And you do drugs now 
             G* 
And all your problems run so deep 
            C* 
And we were smoking in the basement 
        G* 
At your best friend's brother's party 
        C* 
And you love them because they treat you 
         G* 
Like you know what the fuck you're talking about 


            E                  F 
And you and me, we could never take this approach 
         E          
The only thing that'd shut me up now: 
     F 
Your hands around my throat 
        E 
Swear I love you 
          F 
Until the very, very end. 
              E 
But there's a problem(What's the problem?) 
          F 
You're in love with your boyfriend. 


Bridge: 
        Faug       Gaug          C 
This is me officially giving up on you 
            Faug            Gaug 
I've wasted too much time with stupid lies 
            C 
For this to ever become true 
            Faug      Gaug           C 
And this is me officially giving up on you 
             Faug                 Gaug 
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies 
            C 
I'm getting shitfaced in your room. 


Verse 
                        C* 
I've got dreams where I bleed 
      G* 
And I choke myself to sleep 
           C* 
And I hear screams 
         G* 
It's the secrets that you keep 
         C* 
And I am learning that your secrets 
     G*                           C* 
They really don't mean shit to anyone 
                 G* 
But you and your friends 


Chorus: 
            E                  F 
And you and me, we could never take this approach 
         E              
The only thing that'd shut me up now: 
     F 
Your hands around my throat 
        E 
Swear I love you 
          F 
Until the very, very end. 
               E             
But what's the problem, (What's the problem?) 
          F 
You're in love with your boyfriend 


Outro: 
    A      G         C                  A   G 
And I will get on my elbows until all my fingers go numb 
    A   G            C                        A              G    C 
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become 
    A      G          C                 A   G 
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb 
    A   G            C                        A              G    C 
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become 
    A      G          C                  A   G 
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb 
     A   G            C                        A              G    C 
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become