Maxwell silver hammer (ver. 2) Ukulele tab

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Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home, 
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late nights all alone with her a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh. 
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Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine calls her on the phone, 
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"Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-o-o-oan?" 
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But as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door. 
 
(Chorus:) 
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Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. 
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Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. 
 
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Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed, 
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wishing to avoid and unpleasant scene-e-e-ene. 
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She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, so he waits behind, 
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writing fifty times "I must not be so-o-o-o. 
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But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind.  
 
(Chorus) 
 
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P.C. Thirty-one said "we've caught a dirty one", Maxwell stands alone, 
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painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh. 
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Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery, say he must go free, 
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the judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o. 
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But, as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes form behind 
 
(Chorus - with lyrics variation "...upon HIS head...", "...HE was dead...")