It Won't Suck Itself Ukulele tab

	  
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Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show 
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We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you 
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Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground 
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I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound 

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A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt 
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Get on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't suck itself 

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Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) 
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You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out) 
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I need you to be with us 
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I can feel the swelling getting worse 
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'Cause it won't suck itself 

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We did a show in Panama and blew their fucking mind 
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Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85 
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I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit 
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I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit 

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A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt 
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I'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't suck itself 

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Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) 
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You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it up) 
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Holy shit, it's getting worse 
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I don't want to wind up in a hearse 
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But it won't suck itself 

Alright 
Baby I feel so good, yeah