Glory Hole Ukulele tab

	  
Intro 

Em G - Em G - Em F G A - 

verse 1 

Em                                                  G 
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance 
Em                                                       G 
There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock & balls 
F                                                    E 
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side 
F                                               E 
Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite 

       B                D 
Honey, I don't wanna know 
      A                E 
Who's sucking my dick today 
B                    D 
I'm going to the glory hole 
      A                E 
Gonna spend my weekly pay 
B                    D 
Dream about Cheryl Tiegs 
      A                    E 
While a beast greases up my pole 
          G       D        A          E 
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole 
G       D        A          E 
Blow my load at the glory hole 
G       D        A          E 
Blow my load at the glory hole 
           F 
The glory hole 

verse 2 

Em                                                  G 
I know a place down the street just behind Micky dees 
Em                                                  G 
Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please 
F                                                       E 
Well a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done 
F                                                   E 
It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun 

      B              D 
Baby, I don't wanna know 
      A                E 
Who's sucking my cock tonight 
            B            D 
I'm going to the glory hole 
      A                   E 
Gonna fuck it with all my might 
B                       D 
In my head it's Jessica Biel 
      A                   E 
Don't care if it's a fucking troll 
          G       D        A          E 
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole 
G       D        A          E 
Blow my load at the glory hole 
G       D        A          E  -  F 
Blow my load at the glory hole 

Bridge 

G                      C 
Come, give your cock a chance 
                  F7 
No need for romance 
                D                    G 
Come soil your pants at the glory hole 
G                  C 
Come, get what you need 
                F7 
Do the dirty deed 
             D                    G 
Deposit your seed at the glory hole 

G - A - B - C 

C             G          D     Em 
Feel somebody new at the glory hole 
C             G          D         Em 
Fill someone with goo at the glory hole 
C             G          D     Em  - F 
No one judges you at the glory hole 

B                D 
I don't wanna know 
      A                E 
Who's sucking my dick today 
B                    D 
I'm going to the glory hole 
      A                E 
Gonna spend my weekly pay 
B                    D 
Dream about virgin teens 
      A                     E 
While a beast greases up my pole 
          G       D        A          E 
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole 
G       D        A          E 
Blow my load at the glory hole 
G       D        A          E 
Blow my load at the glory hole 
G       D        A          E  -  F 
Blow my load at the glory hole