Chester The Molester Ukulele tab

	  Intro: G  C 

 
G 
Chester the molester's not without his charm 
G 
She can see herself hangin' off his arm 
              C 
He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab 
          G 
Unless my limit's running out again" (out again) 
     D 
He's generous, but when he tired of coughing it up 
                D7 
Well, there's a bill that says he will 
                  G 
But he's never concerned 
           D 
If he gets burned 

 
             A 
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna 
        G                               F# 
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna 
  Bm       A D                A 
I know (no!)  it can't be too soon (Ooh) 

 
G 
Chester the molester's trying to hide his ring (what a man!) 
G 
But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting 
              C 
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill 'er up 
            G 
Because you see she's running out again" (out again) 
     D                                                         G 
"You thought I was the type of guy that never put out, but I'm not 
              D 
Any more than you were" 

 
             A 
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna 
        G                               F# 
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna 
  Bm       A D                A 
I know (no!)  it can't be too soon 
  G        D                 A   Bb 
I know (no!) it can't be too soon 


Bm    D    G 
Don't give in 
G                D               A 
Say you're gonna turn around and leave 
Bm    D    G 
Don't give in 
G                D               A 
Say you're gonna turn around and leave 

 
Ab G 
   Chester the molester never kept his word (what a man!) 
G 
He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird 
              C 
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up 
       G 
If I'm ever coming out again" (out again) 
      D 
She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still 
             D7 
If there's a pill that says she will 
                    G 
Cause he's never concerned 
              D 
But he'll get burned 

 
             A 
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna 
        G                               F# 
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna 
  Bm       A D                A 
I know (no!)  it can't be too soon 
  G        D                 A 
I know (no!) it can't be too soon