Bb Gun Ukulele tab

	  This is a fun song, but I couldn't find tabs on the Net.  
So I tabbed them myself.  
Hope you enjoy it. 
-Rokitman- 

I’d like to E shoot you in the ass with a B7 BB gun 
Lay there in the tall grass and E laugh at what I done 
Put a blood blister u{A}pon each bun 
I’d like to B7 shoot you in the ass with a E BB gun 

I’d love to E rub your toothbrush on a B7 sick monkeys butt 
Give your home phone number to some E perverted nut 
Tell everybody whatcha really weight and A just for fun 
I’d like to B7 shoot you in the ass with a E BB gun 

I’d like to E shoot you in the ass with a B7 BB gun 
Lay there in the tall grass and E wait for the cops to come 
Put a blood blister u{A}pon each bun 
I’d like to B7 shoot you in the ass with a E BB gun 
  
I’d love to E kick your poodle, I’d B7 love to sling your cat 
Bust your Yanni CD’s with a E baseball bat 
Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying A nun 
I’d like to B7 shoot you in the ass with a E BB gun 

I’d like to E shoot you in the ass with a B7 BB gun 
Lay there in the tall grass and E wait for the cops to come 
Put a blood blister u{A}pon each bun 
I’d like to B7 pot Sally Fields right square in the ass 
With a Red Rider BB E gun.