I Brake For Brunettes Ukulele tab

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I brake for brunettes 
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Blondes in corvettes  
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Redheads I stop on a dime 
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Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I 
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Ever get anywhere on time 
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So don't tailgate my pickup truck  
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Or you just might wind up  in a wreck 
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Now they aint't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but 
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I brake for brunettes 
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I let firestone put me some new tires on  
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Just a few week ago 
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But man I swear that wear and tear 
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Is already starting to show  
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Well I oughta just whistle or yell  
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But man I can't help myself 
 
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You'll see my big skid marks by the wave pool park  
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And Judy's beauty salon  
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Lord I  tore up the street in front of betty's boutique 
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Where they come out with mini skirts on 
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Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread  
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Down by Tina's tanning bed 
 
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