The Dog Song Ukulele tab

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I'd much rather have frog in my throat    then a porcipine  
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stuck to my face     I'd much rather have a bug in my  
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ear     then a dog makin' love to my leg 
 
 
A girl asks you home to meet Mommy and Daddy    she say's  
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she thinks that youre nice   but there's trouble ahead and  
 
you'll wish you were dead if you don't take this friendly  
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advice 
 
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Don't pet the dog  don't pet him whatever you do   'cause  
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he aint been fixed and he knows some tricks that will sure  
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make a fool out of you    don't pet the dog  he gets it  
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confused with romance  just leave him alone or the next  
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thing you know he'll be asking your ankle to dance 
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you say it's o.k.    try to push him away  whats's his  
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name     does he sit up and beg    you try to be cool but  
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you look like a fool with a dog makin' love to your leg   
 
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Don't pet the dog   he'll boo-boo all over your  
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shoes     'cause he aint been fixed    and he knows some  
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tricks that will sure make a fool out of you    
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don't pet the dog     he gets it confused with romance  
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just leave him alone    or the next thing you know  
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he'll be asking your ankle to dance     
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don't pet the dog