Mrs. Butterworth Ukulele tab

	  
Intro F# F5 

verse 1 

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  Your life is shit,          Shit 
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  Your life is bogus,         Bull 
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 Your life is crime,          Crime 
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 Your life is hell,           Hell 


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     I'm gonna die, start a new union 
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I'm gonna die, with my libido 
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I'm gonna die, start a new union 
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I'm gonna die, don't fuck with me 


Bridge 1 

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Verse 2 

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  Your life is shit,          Shit 
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  Your life is clean,         Its clean 
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  Your life is lame,  It's not so funny 
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  Your life is stale,         frail,     frail 


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    I'm gonna die, start a new union 
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I'm going to hell on my libido 
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I'm gonna die, start a new union 
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I'm going to hell on my libido 
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I'm gonna die, start a new union 
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I'm going to hell on my libido 
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I'm gonna die, start a new union 
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I'm gonna die, watch the pain! 


Bridge 2 

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Mid-section 

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  Your life is shit 
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I'm gonna open up myself a flea market 
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I'm gonna open up myself a flea market 
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And you're gonna wish that you did 
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And retire on the profits 
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First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs.Butterworth jars 
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And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf 
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With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21 shop 
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And then I am going to put my Mrs.Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf 
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Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups 
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I've accumulated over the past 62 years 
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Then I'm going to get some plywood 
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I'm going to get some plywood 
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And cut them up into two by two feet squares 
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Then I'm going to get some burlap 
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And I'm going to cut them into two by two feet squares 
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And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood 
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And then I'm going to go to the beach 
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I'm going to go to the beach 
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And I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood 
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And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood 
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And glue them onto the plywood and burlap 
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And sell 'em for lots of money 
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People will be paying top dollar 
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For my kids' new used new toys and clothing 
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Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress 
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I've been sleeping on 


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     I'm gonna die, start a new union 
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I'm going to hell on my libido 
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     I'm gonna die, start a new union 
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I'm gonna die on my libido 
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     I'm gonna die, start a new union 
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I'm gonna die on my libido 
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I'm gonna die, start a new union 
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I'm gonna die, watch the pain