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G                                     Cm 
Heidi, there are things you couldn't possibly know 
        C                 G 
It's a race of angels, a line in the snow 
G                       Cm 
A flame in the dark, a prayer to Saint Jude 
C 
He's the patron saint of nothingness 
         G 
There's nothing he can do 


          Em7    D      C 
'Cause it's out of his hands 
          Em7    D      C 
He's not a god, no he is merely a man 
           Am7              D     Am7           D 
And so I'm telling everybody, "I will not come undone" 
     Am7        D        Am7              D7 
But being so superior is just no fuckin' fun, no! 


F           C               G    Gsus2 
If I had a gun, I think I'm able 
F           C               G     Gsus2 
If I had a gun, I'd know what to do 
F           C               G 
If I had a gun, I would be perfectly unstable 
     Em                                   A 
Well nothing really changes, then, that's true 
   Am                                    D 
Oh Heidi, I am many things, but I thank God I'm not like you 



       G          Gsus2 
'Cause kids of today 
                   Cm 
They think they're so damn profound 
              C 
You give them one slim book of Kerouac 
            G 
And they're ready to expound 
       G 
On the way of the world 
    Cm 
On what makes things art 
              C 
They couldn't find their way around Kentucky 
       G 
On the map of a human heart 



         Em7  D   C 
So it's out of my hands 
          Em7               D         C 
I'm not a god 'cause I will never be a man 
           Am7            D           Am7               D 
And so I'm telling everybody, "I've learnt to fill the hole" 
     Am7             D              Am7           D7 
I'm baking cakes on Sunday for the teatime of my soul 


F           C               G    Gsus2 
If I had a gun, I think I'm able 
F           C               G     Gsus2 
If I had a gun, I'd know what to do 
F           C               G 
If I had a gun, I would be perfectly unstable 
     Em                                   A 
Well nothing really changes, then, that's true 
   Am                                    D 
Oh Heidi, I am many things, but I thank God I'm not like you 

Middle 8 

       Gm/C 
'Cause I have a heart 
 G 
I think it beats 
 Gm/C               G 
I don't say things I do not mean 
 Cm 
To appear clever 
 G       D   F 
Heidi, I'm not you 
 G            D          F 
Maybe that's strange to you 
 G      D       F       Fmaj7    Fmaj9 
Maybe I'm just strange... 

Guitar solo, same as first lines of Chorus 


F           C               G    Gsus2 
If I had a gun, I think I'm able 
F           C               G     Gsus2 
If I had a gun, I'd know what to do 
F           C               G 
If I had a gun, I would be perfectly unstable 
     Em                                   A 
Well nothing really changes, then, that's true 
   Am                                    D 
Oh Heidi, I am many things, but I thank God I'm not like you