Baia And The Mad Girl Ukulele tab

	     Intro:  Dm 

      Dm 
I`m home 
On Monday 
   C 
Around midday 
                    Dm 
When a mysterious finger 
             Bb 
On my doorbell 
Wakes me up 
               F              C 
I put my feet in my slippers 
           Dm 
Wait a minute! 

I open the door 
       C 
My heart beats fast 
        Dm 
She was all wet 
               Bb 
Wearing her red dress 
F                   C                          F 
Asking for a phone to make a call 
She called New York 
                      C 
And made a China deal 
Dm                                    Bb 
Between two enemy countries 
                F 
Said the stuff``s Russian 
           C 
And tried my cold coffee 
       Dm                                           Bb 
She got a towel in the locker of my      bathroom 
        F                 C           F 
And put her red dress to dry 

      Dm 
I`m sat down 
In my easy-chair 
                   C 
Reading a book that I`m reading 
          Dm                        Bb 
When     suddenly she call`s me upstairs 
               F              C 
I put my feet in my slippers 
           Dm 
Wait a minute! 

I open the door 
       C 
My heart beats fast 
        Dm 
She was layin in the bath 
  Bb 
Offering her little foot 
 F                     C             F 
Asking me to soap it softly 

She poisoned her bait 
        A7 
And fished me in her madness 
Dm                                                   Bb 
Made that ephemeral moment like heaven 
F                                                        C 
Taught me the Kama Sutra among soap bubbles 
       Dm 
She got inside in one of then 
        Bb 
And floated away 
          F                  C                    F 
Only now can I realize who she was 

SOLO1:  (Dm  C   Dm  Bb) 
  
               F              C 
I put my feet in my slippers 
           Dm 
Wait a minute! 

SOLO2:  (Dm  C   Dm  Bb) 

               F              C 
I put my feet in my slippers 
           Dm 
Wait a minute! 

          F 
She poisoned her bait 
        A7 
And fished me in her madness 
Dm                                                   Bb 
Made that ephemeral moment like heaven 
F                                                        C 
Taught me the Kama Sutra among soap bubbles 
       Dm 
She got inside in one of then 
        Bb 
And floated away 
          F                  C                    F 
Only now can I realize who she was