Cracks Ukulele tab

	  THIS IS A GREAT BAND THAT WASN'T ON THE SITE SO I DECIDED TO PUT  
SOME TABS OF'EM UP.  AND I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEIR LIVE 
SHOW IS AWESOME, SO AWESOME THAT THE SURGEON GENERAL OF ROCK HAS 
ISSUED THIS STATEMENT, " SEEING THIS BAND IS EQUAL TO FIFTEEN  
ORGASMS!"  SO GO SUPPORT A GREAT BAND LIKE THIS, THEY DESERVE IT. 
 
THIS SONG IS IN THE KEY OF ROCK 
 
C9 G D Em x4 
 
 
C(one strum) 	  	  	  	  	         
  Mirror mirror on the bathroom 
  	  	        G C9 G C9 
wall tells you what to do  
C 	  	  	  	  	  	  	      
  You believe it when they tell 
 	  	  	    G  C9 G C9  
you something?s wrong with you 
D 	  	            Em        C 
You?ll fix your karma on a three-day weekend  
D 	  	  	      Em        C 
Your horoscope will tell you what went wrong.  
D 	  	  	      Em 	  	      C 
You?re blaming random things when there?s no reason  

C9 G            D           Em 
     You?ve got a horseshoe on the doorway  
C9 G       D 	  	      Em 
     You tied a string around your finger 
C9 G       D 	            Em             C9 G D Em 
     You are avoiding cracks in sidewalks now
 
 
  
C(one strum) 	  	  	  	  	      
  A firm belief the supernatural 
  	  	    G  C9 G C9 
is aligned against you 
C(one strum) 	  	  	  	  	    
  Astrological conspiracies, 
  	  	     G  C9 G C9 
it?s really nothing new  
D 	  	                     Em     C 
You cross your fingers when there?s no one looking 
D 	  	               Em     C  
You keep your birthday wishes to yourself.  
D 	  	             Em      C 
The gypsy?s crystal ball it must be broken  
 
CHORUS  
C(one strum) 	  	  	  	  	              
  People tell you that you make your  
 	  	        G    C9 G C9 
own luck, well they?re wrong  
C(one strum) 	  	  	  	  	             
  You?re getting nauseous eating  
 	  	  	   G   C9 G C9 
fortune cookies all night long 
D 	  	            Em        C 
The tarot cards say you?ll find your true love  
D 	  	                Em  C 
Late-night psychics, girl they all agree 
D 	  	          Em       C  
On your own you?ll never find the right one.  
 
CHORUS 2X  
(2ND TO LAST CHORUS SAYS "You tied a string around your little 
sticky finger")