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 Intro: G    D    Em    C  (2x)  


         G                      D   
 If you go, they'll say you're following  
         Em                     C  
 If you don't, then you're too good for them  
          G                D       
 If you smile, you must be ignorant  
         Em                  C  
 If you don't, what's your problem?  

             G          D  
 If you're down, so ungrateful  
               Em             C  
 And if you're happy, why so selfish?  
                 G  
 And, you can't win  
                C  
 No, you can't win, no  


G                              D   
 The one who doesn't quite fit in  
                          Am  
 Underdressed under your skin  
        C  
 Oh, a walking disaster  
G                      D  
 Everytime you try to fly  
                            Am  
 You end up falling out of line, oh  
      C  
 You can't can't win, no  


             G                D  
 If you're thin, poor little walking disease  
           Em                  C  
 If you're not, they're all screaming obese  
               G                     D  
 If you're straight, why aren't you married yet?  
            Em                  C  
 If you're gay, why aren't you waving a flag?  

           G             D  
 If it's wrong, you're knowing it  
           Em          C  
 If it's right, you'll always miss  
            G      
 You can't win, no  
            C  
 You can't win, no  

   
G                              D   
 The one who doesn't quite fit in  
                          Am  
 Underdressed under your skin  
        C  
 Oh, a walking disaster  
G                      D  
 Everytime you try to fly  
                            Am  
 You end up falling out of line, oh  
      C  
 You can't can't win, no  
   

Em        C               Am    D  
 And you try, you try so hard  
Em          C              Am    D  
 But it's wearing on your heart  
           Em                C  
 And you play, you play the game  
          Am               D  
 But you pay, you pay for it  
            Em   C  
 You can't win, no  
           Am   D  
 You can't win no  
   

          G                 D  
 If you speak, you'll only piss 'em off  
         Em             C  
 If you don't, you're another robot  
          G                 D  
 If you stop, they'll just say you quit  
         Em               C  
 If you don't, you might lose your shit  
            G    D  
 You can't win, no  
            Em   C  
 You can't win, no  
            G     C  
 You can't win, nooo  

   
G                              D   
 The one who doesn't quite fit in  
                          Am  
 Underdressed under your skin  
        C  
 Oh, a walking disaster  
G                      D  
 Everytime you try to fly  
                            Am  
 You end up falling out of line, oh  
      C  
 You can't can't win, no  
   
G                              D   
 The one who doesn't quite fit in  
                          Am  
 Underdressed under your skin  
        C  
 Oh, a walking disaster  
G                      D  
 Everytime you try to fly  
                            Am  
 You end up falling out of line, oh  
      C  
 You can't can't win, no  

   
 G    D   Am   C   (2x)  

 End on:  G