Cheap day return Ukulele tab

	  Capo on 7th 
 
Intro (Finger picked) : Em  D   G  Em 
 
C                  D                   G                        Em 
on Preston platform do the soft shoe shuffle dance 
C                        D         
brush away the cigerette ash 
           G                      A 
thats fallen down your pants 
C                             D 
and then you sadly wonder 
                 G                         Em                     D 
does the nurse treat your old man the way she should 
C                                    G            Em 
she makes you tea asks for your autograph 
              D 
what a laugh