Aloha And The Three Johns Ukulele tab

	  

(Intro)                     
F  C  F  C  G    G6 G       
F  C  F  C  G    G6 G     

(Verse) 
         F             C            F         C       G      G6  G 
Well the phone's gonna ring and you tell them I'm not home 
         F         C                  F    C          G      G6  G 
Will you water the ferns and feed the fish out in the pond? 
              F       C         F                 C        G      G6  G 
I'm gonna get mean if you don't stop singing that Hawaiian song 
                    F         C         F        C          G      G6  G 
How can you hear me scream if you still got your headphones on? 

(Bridge) 
            F                  Bb   G 
Is this the beginning of our vacation? 
               F            Bb     G 
Or is this the end of our relationship? 

(Chorus) 
Bb F C                  Bb F C  
       Is this the end? 
Bb F C                  Bb F C  
       Is this the end? 

(Verse) 
    F           C       F      C         G    G6  G 
And John's been avidly reading Slash's bio 
            F  C   F              C            G      G6  G 
There was a TV set smashed out in front of his room 
         F      C    F            C            G      G6  G 
I didn't ask, I led a solo charge down to the sea 
                    F         C        F       C           G      G6  G 
Where the fast-food trash and tourists made me fear and loathe it 

(Bridge) 
        F                       Bb G 
Is this the beginning of middle-agin'? 
               F            Bb  G 
Or is this the end of civilization? 

(Chorus) 
Bb F C                  Bb F C  
       Is this the end? 
Bb F C                  Bb F C  
       Is this the end? 

(Verse) 
       F          C            F       C              G    G6  G 
And if there's no ring, I will have to say "Good Bye." 
              F       C       F         C        G    G6  G 
Nah, I'm just playing John, I look terrible in white 
           F        C               F       C          G    G6  G 
You better hide the weed 'cause the maid is at the door 
                F              C        F      C         G    G6  G 
And I can see a John getting a hand job on the balcony below 

(Bridge) 
            F                 Bb  G 
Is this the beginning of expectation? 
               F            Bb  G 
Or is this the end of our vacation? 

(Chorus) 
Bb F C                  Bb F C  
       Is this the end? 
Bb F C                  Bb F C  
       Is this the end? 

(Outro) 
                      Bb  F 
And we'll be drinking   cava 
        Bb   G          C 
Drinking   cava, on the plane 
                     Bb   F 
And we'll be getting   farther 
        Bb   G                       C   
Getting   farther, from... this place