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Intro: D  D/C#   G 

D               G                 Bm 
 Yeah, I've got friends who wanna catch up on old times 
G                      Em              Bm    A 
But that just makes me feel ashamed to be me 
D             G                 Bm 
 And I've got friends who wanna relive the past 
    G          Bm 
And deify memories 
    G                   Bm 
And they just scream to me 
            D         D/C# 
That if you don't die young 
       G 
You're gonna live too long. 


On the stoop of the apartment next to my shitty job 
An old friend passed me on the street today 
I said "Hello" and tried to catch up on old times 
She walked the other way. 
Maybe I seemed to scream 

        Em              G 
That if I got cancer or somebody shot me 
D             A 
I'd be like a child or something, 
Em                G 
Asking doctors to do me favors 
   D                    A 
or cross my fingers and hope it gets better 
       Em               G 
Like a broken record, I seem to scream, 

If you don't die young, you're gonna live too long. 

D  G 

      D 
I was getting drunk in a foreign ocean 
G 
Trying to wrap my head around problems 
    Bm                               E 
And all my bitterness just seemed passe. 

          D 
Because I realized as soon as I said it 
    G 
How long it'd take to swim from Jones Beach to Indonesia 
    Bm 
And maybe you're waiting on a call from me. 

                 D 
And maybe you're working in a crowded restaurant 
    G 
And you're the one who's got a life so fucked up 
         Bm              E 
that you don't know what happened. 

Just like you saw me working at some restaurant 
Embarrassed 'cause my life was just so fucked up. 
And I don't know how it happened.