Numanoid Hang Glide Ukulele tab

	  (Intro) A  D E (x4) 
A                                           D         E 
Please don't tell me what you think while I tell you about 
    A                                 D                E 
The copse that I retreat to where I'm hemmed in by the Larch 
      A                            D            E 
Where nobody can bother me and the voices in my head 
A                                   D      E 
Cease their Dif Juz ramblings for a while. 
F              Bbm              Dm                A 
I was best man dead in our road four years on the run 
F                Bbm                Dm           G            A  D E (x2) 
Always chose the same demise ' dehydration, on a long jog. 


      A                                D                 E 
Where once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grazed knee 
    A                                 D               E 
You hang-glide with the Numanoids and snub my rare disease 
    A                              D             E 
The one in which I get these silly visions in my mind 
    A                                   D      E 
And have to write them all down for the nurse. 
F          Bbm         Dm             A 
Gazza in a Mozzer mask goofing by the pool 
F              Bbm         Dm           G 
Eating all the Caramacs, howay cemetery gates. 


(instr) A  D E (x4) F Bbm Dm A    F Bbm Dm G 


C         Am      Dm              G 
I said to Jesus, 'How much do you love me? 
C        Am                Dm                         G 
He said 'This much?� and he stretched out his arms and died 
    C              A        Dm             G 
And I thought to myself: is that a stock reply? 
   C           A                Dm         G 
Or are there exceptions for the likes of REO 
     C     Am  Dm  G         C     Am  Dm  G 
Speedwagon,             Speedwagon. 

Dm        G         Dm        G 
La, la la la, la la la, la la la 
Dm        G         Dm        G            C 
La, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la la.