Take The Money And Crawl Ukulele tab

	  
F#5 E5 
High on a low life 
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Hit me with a dull knife 
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Sweet sour sickness 
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Can I get a witness? 

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This is the wildlife, I'm gonna take a dive 
 B5 
Take the money and crawl 
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Do I dare say please when I'm on my knees? 
 C#5 
Take the money and crawl 

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Illegal tender 
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Going on a bender 
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Cold-blooded killers 
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Of all motherfuckers 

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I'm a nervous wreck, enough to make you sad 
B5 
Take the money and crawl 
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Oh, yeah, it's just my luck, but I don't give a fuck 
C#5 
Take the money and crawl 
F#5  E5  

F#5           A5                  D5    
This is the wildlife, I'm gonna take a dive 
 B5 
Take the money and crawl 

 F#5           A5                   D5 
Do I dare say please when I'm on my knees? 
 C#5 
Take the money and crawl 

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So you can take a walk or you can suck my cock 
B5 
Take the money and crawl 
F#5                     A5                       D5  
Oh, yeah, it's just my luck, but I don't give a fuck 
C#5 
Take the money and crawl 

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