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	  D I've always said "I do" too easy 
and A7 now I'm payin' the price 
my weakness for beautiful women 
is my most expensive D vice 
I still believe in matrimony 
but I can't afford another G try 
A7 child support and alimony 
is just about to bleed me D dry 
 
     
     I got G ex's all across the country 
     and I D owe everybody in town 
     I got G bill collectors a callin' me up 
     and E lawyers tryin' to track me A7 down 
     I'm just D one wrong move from the poor house 
     but G I don't belong in there 
     I got so many ex's and D owe so G much 
     I ought to A7 be on Hollywood D squares 
     G yeah, I ought to D be on A7 Hollywood  G squares
 
 
D Lookin' back over my love life 
I A7 only have myself to blame 
I guess I should have checked the price tag 
before I gave 'em my last D name 
now my credit rating's in the gutter 
and the bottom line sure looks G bad 
A7 I'll be payin' the rest of my life 
for the few good times I've D had 
 
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G yeah, I ought to D be on A7 Hollywood  G squares