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Got a man, call him my boyfriend, think I've fallen in love 
D                                         G 
The only man that gives me the things that I am worthy of 
D                                         G 
Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly, calls me back right away 
D                                       G 
He communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say 
He says 

D 
"Baby, I love you, baby, I need you 
G 
Never gonna let you go" 

D                                         G 
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to Broadway shows 
D                             G 
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend, slumber party every night 
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I've never felt so happy before, he's almost Mr. Right 
Bm                          A 
But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet 
D                            G 
And I think he's gay and I think he's neat 
Bm                  A 
Okay, okay, so my boyfriend's gay 
G                       A 
But what does it matter anyway? 

G                            A 
He hasn't come out of the closet yet 
D                                   G 
'Til then, I'll take all that I can get 

(2,3,4) 
G                      A 
But he doesn't think I know 
            D              G 
But I know, I know, I've always known 
G                        A 
If he doesn't think it shows 
               D                      G 
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown 
Em                                    
You might think it's a little sad 
     G                             A 
But he's the best lover that I've ever had 

 G                     A 
At night, when we're lying in bed 
         D                           G 
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head 
G              A 
Like my mom always says 
D                                   G 
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed" 
Em 
You don't know the meaning of "rock your world" 
G                                A 
'Til you've been with a guy who thinks like a girl 

D                                      G 
He lies and says he's on meds, that's why he's never stiff 
D                                                G 
When I ask if he's not into me, he always says, "As if!" 
D                                              G 
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer 
D                                               G 
'Cause my new best friend is his tongue and his is my vagina 
D                                      G 
He reappears from under the covers, looking like he's been to war 
D                                                G 
He’s drenched in sweat, catches his breath, and heads down back for more 
D                                 G 
After that, he's never tired, he just wants to talk 
D                                  G 
And cuddle me until I sleep, then takes his dog for a walk 

Bm                  A                 D                G 
Someday he'll come out and I'll be happy for him when he does 
Bm                A                D                 G 
And I know I'll be sad and I’ll be thinking of what was 
Bm            A            D            G 
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end 
Bm               A                      
'Cause his fairy tale will find a like-minded friend 

G                A 
But he doesn't think I know 
     D                            G 
But I know, I know, I've always known 
G               A 
If he doesn't think it shows 
       D                              G 
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown 
Em                                    
You don't need no penetration 
         G                      A 
When you got a good dose of overcompensation 

 G                            A 
At night, when we're lying in bed 
        D                                 G 
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head 
G                   A 
Like my mom always says 
D                                  G 
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed" 
Em 
You don't know the meaning of slot machine 
G                                       A 
'Til you've been with a king who thinks like a queen 

Bm                             A 
I know it's not forever, but that's okay 
Bm 
'Cause I'm his girlfriend,  
    G        D     
and he's my gay  
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