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I'm best friends with Optimus Prime 
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The godfather of a cylon hybrid child 
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I ride my bicycle to work and i've never been a jerk 
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I've got a spare umbrella every time it's stormin' 
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and I'm a Mormon 

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Well when Luke went down to take out the death star 
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he flipped that targeting computer on 
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I was the voice inside his head sayin' "use the force instead" 
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i taught Green Day to live without warnin' 
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and I'm a Mormon 

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Well, your faith has been around for centuries 
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but mine just put my family on TV 
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Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved 
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yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted 
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And I'm a Mormon 

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When it was lookin' like all hope was lost 
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I captured all of Al-Queda inside a pokeball 
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yeah this might be big of me, but man i love polygamy 
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i really wish that kind of thing was normal 
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cause I'm a Mormon 

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And when aliens invaded the planet 
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and we didn't know if we would survive, 
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it was Will Smith and me fightin' for humanity 
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yeah our pop-up adds are anything but borin' 
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and I'm a Mormon 


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Well, your faith has been around for centuries 
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but mine just put my family on TV 
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Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved 
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yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted 
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And I'm a Mormon 


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I'm just as middle class and happy as can be 
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maybe you've seen my commercials on tv 
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Havin' faith is so much fun yeah I'm tellin' everyone 
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that is having your own planet is important 
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become a mormon. 

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Well, your faith has been around for centuries 
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but mine just put my family on TV 
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Oh if he could just see me, Joseph Smith would be tickled pink 
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I wake up to a new wife every mornin' 
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And I'm a Mormon