Conjunction Junction Ukulele tab

	  
Intro: G  Em7  C    D 

 
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Conjunction Junction, what's your function? 
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Hooking up words and phases and clauses 
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Conjunction Junction, how's that function? 
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I got three favorite cars that get most of my job done 
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Conjunction Junction, what's their function? 
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I got "and", "but", and "or" they'll get you pretty far 


Verse 
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"And", That's an additive, like "this and that" 
C7 
"But", That's sort of the opposite, "Not this but that" 
         Bb7 
And then there's "or" O-R, when you have a choice like "This or that" 
D 
"And", "but", and "or", Get you pretty far 

 
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Conjunction Junction, what's your function? 
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Hooking up two boxcars and making them run right 


Bridge 
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Milk and honey, bread and butter,  
C7 
Peas and rice, Hey, that's nice! 
G 
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching 
C7 
Losing your shoe and a button or two 
     G 
He's poor but honest, sad but true 
C7 
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 



G           G7        C           Eb7   
Conjunction Junction, what's your function? 
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Hooking up two cars to one when you say something like this choice:
 


Verse 
G                     C7 Eb7   
"Either now or later" Or no choice: 
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"Neither now nor ever"  Hey that's clever! 
    G 
Eat this or that, grow thin or fat 
      C7                  Eb7   
Never mind, I wouldn't do that. I'm fat enough now! 


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Conjunction Junction, what's your function? 
G          C#dim7           C          D7  
Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like:
 


Verse 
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Out of the frying pan and into the fire 
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He cut loose the sandbags but the balloon wouldn't go any higher 
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Let's go up to the mountains or down to the sea 
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You should always say "thank you", or at least say "please" 

 
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Conjunction Junction, what's your function? 
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Hooking up words and phrases and clauses in complex sentences like: 

Verse
G 
"In the mornings, when I am usually wide awake 
                                          C7 
I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake 

Where I often see a duck and a drake 
Bb7 
And I wonder as I walk by 

Just what they'd say if they could speak 
D 
Although I know that's an absurd thought" 

 
G           G7        C           Eb7   
Conjunction Junction, what's your function? 
G          C#dim7      C           D7  
Hooking up cars and making 'em function 
G           G7        C          Eb7   
Conjunction Junction, how's that function? 
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I like tying up words and phrases and clauses 
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Conjunction Junction, watch that function 
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I'm going to get you there if you're very careful 
G           G7        C           Eb7   
Conjunction Junction, what's your function? 
             G       C#dim7          C    D7  
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful 
G           G7        C           Eb7   
Conjunction Junction, what's your function? 
             G       C#dim7          C    D7  
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful