Texas Hold'em Ukulele tab

	  Intro D  Bm 

            D 
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 

'Em (Hey) 

So lay your cards down, down, down 

Down 
            G 
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your 

Keys up (Hey) 
      D 
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round 

'Round (Stick around) 
           A 
And I'll be damned if I can't slow 

Dance with you 
     G 
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too 
      D 
It's a real life boogie and a real life 

Hoedown 

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the 

Floor now (Woo, ha) 
                D 
  There's a tornado (There's a 

Tornado) in my city (In my city) 

In the basement (In the basement), that 

Shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty) 
      G 
Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause 

We survivin' ('Cause we survivin') 
           D 
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption 

Passin' time, yeah 

Bm     D      G 
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right 
  D 
We headed to the dive bar we always 

Thought was nice 
Bm            G 
Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left 
    D 
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can 

Read your mind 

           D 
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 

'Em (Hey) 

So lay your cards down, down, down 

Down 
            G 
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your 

Keys up (Hey) 
      D 
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round 

'Round (Stick around) 

           A 
And I'll be damned if I can't slow 

Dance with you 
     G 
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too 
      D 
It's a real life boogie and a real life 

Hoedown 

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the 

Floor now (Woo) 

           A 
And I'll be damned if I can't dance 

With you 
     G 
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too 
      D 
It's a real life boogie and a real life 

Hoedown 

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the 

Floor now (Woo) 

D 
Woo-hoo 
D 
Woo-hoo 
G       D 
Woo-hoo 

           D 
There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) 

Coming at us (Coming at us) 

Too hot to think straight (Too hot to 

Think straight), too cold to panic (Too 

Cold to panic) 
          G 
All of the problems just feel dramatic 

(Just feel dramatic) 
         D 
Now we're runnin' to the first bar that 

We find, yeah 

Bm     D      G 
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right 
  D 
We headed to the dive bar we always 
Thought was nice 
Bm                G 
Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left 

Just work me in the middle boy, I can 

Read your mind 

            D 
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 

'Em (Hey) 

So lay your cards down, down, down 

Down 
            G 
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your 

Keys up (Hey) 
      D 
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round 

'Round (Stick around) 

           A 
And I'll be damned if I can't slow 

Dance with you 
     G 
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too 
      D 
It's a real life boogie and a real life 

Hoedown 

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the 

Floor now (Woo) 

       A 
I'll be damned if I can't dance with 

You 
     G 
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too 
      D 
It's a real life boogie and a real life 

Hoedown 

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the 
          Bm 
Floor now (ooh) 

Em7                             Bm 
      Take it to the floor now, ooh 

Hoops, spurs, boots 
Em7               Bm 
To the floor now, ooh 
                       Em7 
Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh) 
Bm 
Shoot 
Em7                            Bm 
Come take it to the floor now, ooh 
           Em7 
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance 
    Bm 
With you 
     Em7 
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me 
Bm 
Too 
     Em7           Bm 
Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic 
                 
Photogenic, shoot