A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis Ukulele tab

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I am a fierce and ferocious beast, 
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Though I'm sure you cannot tell. 
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I take my pills and medicine, 
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'Cause I don't feel so well. 
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My head is stuffed, my nose it runs. 
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It hurts my throat to speak; 
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I'm a brontosaurus with bronchitis, 
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I've been like this for a week. 

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I'm acting rather civilized 
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But it's not that I've been tamed, 
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I can't go romping with my friends 
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'Cause my throat is all inflamed. 
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They say I look emaciated. 
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(That means I've gotten thin). 
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Mom feeds me tea with lemon, 
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Grandpa drops the nose drops in. 

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Grandma makes Cro-Magnon soup, 
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Dad give me vitamin C, 
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Mom gives me lots of orange juice, 
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And lets me watch TV. 
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All covered up in a fevered sweat, 
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My throat and chest both hurt. 
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But I get to watch The Flintstones 
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And have jello for dessert