Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh A Letter From Camp Ukulele tab

	  

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Hello, Muddah! Hello, 
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Here I am at Camp Granada. 
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Camp is very entertaining, 
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And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. 

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I went hiking with Joe Spivy. 
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He developed poison ivy. 
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You remember Leonard Skinner? 
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He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. 

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All the counselors hate the waiters. 
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And the lake has alligators. 
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And the head coach wants no sissies, 
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So he reads to us from something called Ulysses. 

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Now I don't want this to scare ya, 
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But my bunk mate has malaria. 
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You remember Jeffrey Hardy? 
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They're about to organize a searching party. 

 
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Take me home.Oh Muddah, fadduh, 
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Take me home.I hate Granada. 
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Don't leave me out in the forest where, I might 
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Get eaten by a bear. 
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Take me home. 
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I promise I will not make noise, 
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Or mess the house with oth - er boys. 
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Oh, please don't make me stay, 
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I've been here one whole day. 

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Dearest fadduh, Darling Muddah, 
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How's my precious, little bruddah? 
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Let me come home if you miss me. 
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I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me! 

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Wait a minute!It's stopped hailing. 
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Guys are swimming.Guys are sailing. 
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Playing baseball.Gee! That's bettah 
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Muddah, fadduh, kindly disregard this letter!