Ode to my car Ukulele tab

	  {} INTRO:  
      
    F#m E Dsus2                  
                 Here we go  
   
    A   E   Dsus2   E              
                      No, no, no  
   
    A     E       Dsus2  E  
    (oooh ooooh) (oooooh ooooooh)  
      
      
    VERSE 1:  
      
    A         E  
     Piece of shit car  
   
    Dsus2                 E  
         I got a piece of shit car  
   
    A             E  
     That fucking pile of shit  
   
          Dsus2        E  
    never gets me very far  
   
    A               E  
     My car's a big piece of shit  
   
               Dsus2              E  
    'cause the shocks are fucking shot  
   
    A                           E  
      and my seatbelt's fucking broken  
   
             Dsus2       E  
    I got to tie it in a knot  
      
    (it's a piece of shit)  
      
      
    VERSE 2: (play same as verse 1)  
      
    I can't see throught the windshield  
    'cause it's got a big fucking crack  
    and the interior smells real bad  
    'cause my friend puked in the back  
    (it's a piece of shit)  
      
      
    Chorus:  
      
    A              E  
    (piece of shit car)  
   
                  Dsus2  
    Piece of shit car  
   
                        E  
    (you got a piece of shit car)  
   
                   A  
    It sucks royal dick  
   
                          E  
    (that fucking pile of shit)  
   
                        Dsus2  
    oooh, a 100 percent crap  
                         E  
    (never gets him very far)  
   
                A  
    Oh fuck you car  
   
      
      
    VERSE 3:  
      
    It's got no CD player  
    It only got the fuckin 8-track  
    Whoever designed my car  
    can lick my sweaty nutsack  
    (they can lick his ass too)  
    and I got no fucking brakes  
    I'm always way out of control  
    Eleven times a day  
    I hear 'hey, watch it asshole'  
    (you fucking piece of shit)  
      
      
    Chorus: (play like previous Chorus)  
      
    (piece of shit car)  
    I got a piece of shit car  
    (you got a piece of shit car)  
    Diesel gas sucks my ass    
    (you fucking pile of shit)  
    That pile of metal shit  
      
      
    BRIDGE:  
      
                Dsus2  
    Oh what the fuck did I do?  
   
             E  
    what the fuck did I do?  
   
             Dsus2  
    what the fuck did I do?  
   
       E  
    to get stuck with you?  
   
               Dsus2  
    You're too wide for drive through  
   
            E    
    and you smell like tissue  
   
            F#m          E             Dsus2  
    but I'm too broke to buy something new  
   
    Ooooh, fuck me  
      
      
    GUITAR-SOLO:  
    -  
    Played over verse/Chorus chords: A E Dsus2 E a few times.  
      
      
    VERSE 4: (play same as verses 1,2 & 3)  
      
    Well, the engine likes to flood  
    the car always fucking stalls  
    and the seat cushion's got a big rip  
    so a spring always pokes the balls  
    (ouch ouch ouch)  
    Blasted doorlocks are busted  
    I got to use a fucking coathanger  
    (what a pain in his ass)  
    and if a girlie sees my car  
    there's no chance I'll ever bang her  
    (he never ever get the pussy)  
    Hey shut up  
      
      
    Chorus: (play like previous Choruses)  
      
    (piece of shit car)  
    You piece of shit car  
    (he got a piece of shit car)  
    You piece of shit car  
    (piece of shit car)  
    Bald fucking tires  
    (he got a piece of shit car)  
    No rearview fucking mirror  
    (piece of shit car)  
    Seven different colors  
    (he got a piece of shit car)  
    Fucking rag for a gas cap  
    (piece of shit car)  
    Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere  
    (he got a piece of shit car)  
    (piece of shit car)  
    Whoooooooah  
    (he got a piece of shit car)  
    (piece of shit car)  
    Me hometown thinks I'm a loser  
    (he got a piece of shit car)  
    hey cabbie, give me a push  
    (piece of shit car)