I Fucked A Fat Girl Ukulele tab

	  

 


 

        E           A 
Last night I made a big mistake, 
            Bm                   A 
And I drank way too much at this party, 
  E                A 
I downed a pint of Captain Morgan?s, 
       Bm             A 
Then I chased it with Bacardi, 
             E                   A 
Then I had a dozen shots of Jose Cuervo, 
Bm                A 
Jaeger, Jim, then Jack, 
      Bm                A          E 
Oh, I wish I could take what I did back? 

Beat. Beat. Beat.  

 
           E 
I fucked a fat girl,  
A          Bm              A 
Oh yeah, I can't believe I did it, 
   E                  A 
It must have been the alcohol, 
     Bm              A 
That convinced me to hit it, 
      E          A 
I?d never do it sober, no, 
    Bm             A 
So, this was sorta new, 
         Bm  
But them fat girls, hey, 
     A                E 
They need some lovin? too, 

E A Bm  A (2x)  

verse 1 

        E                    A             Bm              A           
Well, I swear I should stop drinking after what I did that night, 
  E               A                     Bm              A            
I know that I was pretty tanked, but it did not make it right, 
   E             A               Bm              A 
I saw her in the corner, she was standing by the kegs, 
      E                A           Bm                 A     
And I smelt her strong aroma, of a turd and scrambled eggs, 
    E                       A                      Bm             A 
Her shadow looked like that guy in ?Lost?, and she had quadruple chins, 
        E                  A                     Bm                 A 
And her belly button was a hiding place, for her two little brother twins, 
    E              A                Bm                  A 
Her waist-size was elastic, and her nipples looked like pancakes, 
    E                 A                   Bm                A 
And no boys showed up to her yard, ?cause she drank all the milkshakes, 


Chorus 

verse 2 CHORDS SAME AS verse 1 

REPEAT Chorus  

verse 3 CHORDS SAME AS verse 1&2 

Chorus