The Biggest Douche In The Universe Tablatura

	   

INTRO (0:00) 

  Guitar One (x2) 
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D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| 
A|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| 
D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
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G|--11--11-11-11--11-11--11--|--11--11-11-11--9-9--9--|--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--|--7--7-7-7--6-6--6--| 
D|---x---x--x--x---x--x---x--|---x---x--x--x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--| 
A|---9---9--9--9---9--9---9--|---9---9--9--9--7-7--7--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--4--| 
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VERSE ONE (0:11) 

  (x2) 
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B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------12/11--9-11---------12/11--9-11---------14/12-11-12---------------------| 
D|--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--2-2-2---x--x--x--x--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| 
A|--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--2-2-2--12/10--9-10--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| 
D|--9-9-9---------------9-9-9---------------2-2-2---------------5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| 
 1  hollow              home                note                room     terribly 
 2 -lone              convincing           alive                me to  -lly decide 

Chorus ONE (0:32) 

  (x3) 
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B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----| 
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------| 
    P.M--|                          P.M--| 
 1 
 2   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting 
 3   desperate aims                  family friendly, stale and safe 

VERSE TWO (0:47) 

  (x2) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1   Never thought I'd come across   -one without a   soul, there's a 
 2   Blood flows to flesh, makes you blush but if you press down hard 

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| 
 1   hole in your heart, it keeps    oh, so          shivering cold 
 2   returns to its decomposed and   lifeless white tone 

  Guitar One (x3) 
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B|---------------------------------------------| 
G|------11h12-----11h12-----11-12-12-11--------| 
D|--------------------------------------14-12--| 
A|---------------------------------------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------| 

  Guitar Two (x4) 
e|---------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------| 
D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| 
A|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| 
D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| 
 1  wrong 
 2  keep yourself on life support so 
 3  long 
 4 

OUTRO Chorus (1:19) 

  (x3) 
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----| 
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------| 
    P.M--|                          P.M--| 
 1   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting 
 2   desperate aims                  family friendly, stale and safe 
 3   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting 

  (x1) 
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B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------2-2------------------------------2-2-----------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5-----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0------| 
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5-----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0------| 
D|--0-0-0-------0--5-----------------0-0-0-------0--5----------------0------| 
    P.M--|                           P.M--| 
 1   desperate aims                   family friendly, stale and   again