Motherlover Teclado

	  
Intro: Am Em F 

Am  
 Oh dang, what is it dawg? 
  Em         F 
I forgot its Mothers Day 
Am 
 Didn't get a gift for her 
Em              F 
Other plans got in the way 
Am 
 She'll be so disappointed 
Em         F 
 Damn I forgot it too 
Am  
 This could have been avoided 
Em                   F 
What the hell are we gonna do? 

Am                       Em            F 
 My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD 
Am                        Em               F 
 No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test 
Am                          Em               F 
 I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD 
Am                               Em                    F 
 My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away 

Am                             Em                         F   
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too 
Am                       Em                    F   
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo 
Am                      Em               F   
 We both love our moms, women with grown women needs 
Am                       Em                     F   
 I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean 


       G 
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover 
                    Am                        F 
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms 
     G 
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby 
                    Am                          F 
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms 
       G 
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night 
   Am                         Em             F 
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right 
    Am                            Em      F 
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself 
   Am                           Em           F 
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover 



Am                                           Em                    F 
 I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses 
Am                        Em                         F 
 I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses 
Am                         Em          F 
 They will be so surprised,  we are so cool and thoughtful 
Am                            Em                         F 
 Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle 
Am                         Em               F 
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile 
Am                             Em          F 
Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle 
Am                         Em            F 
 This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day 
Am                               Em               F 
 They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day 

 
       G 
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover 
                    Am                        F 
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms 
     G 
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby 
                    Am                          F 
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down 

G 
It would be my honor to be your new step-father 
Am                      F 
It would be my honor to be your new step-father 
    G 
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah 
    Am                             F 
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh! 



       G 
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night 
   Am                         Em             F 
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right 
    Am                            Em      F                               
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself 
   Am                           Em           F 
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover 

     G 
They blessed us both with the gift of life 
    Am                                 Em            F 
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right 
            Am                          Em        F 
This is the second best idea that we've ever had 
    Am                      Em           F 
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover 
Am 
Happy Mother's Day