Finest Girl (bin Laden Song) Teclado

	  
 

 Dm                                                   F 
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life 
                                                                   Bb 
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife 
                                                                     A 
Knew she was a freak when she started talking 

                                                         Dm 
She said, fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden (ooh woah) 
         F 
That girl was freak 
          Bb 
She said she wanted me to fuck her 
           A 
Harder then the military 


                          Dm 
Fucked Bin Laden 
                          F 
Fuck Bin Laden 
                         Bb 
Fuck Bin Laden 


She wanted to fuck me 
                         A 
Harder then the US government 
                           Dm 
Fucked Bin Laden 

                                           F 
She was a freaky kind of girl 
                                                                             Bb 
Kept up with current events from all around the world 
More specifically one event 
                                 A 
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head 
              Dm 
She said Do me like that 
But I couldn't track the metaphor 
              F 
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur 
              Bb 
That said again your request is so irregular 
               A 
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door 
  
 Dm 
Then a turban 
Then a tunic 

                F 
She said Invade my cave with your special unit 
                Bb 
I said: he wasn't in a cave, but there was no stopping 
                 A 
She demanded that I fuck her like we 


  Dm 
Fucked Bin Laden 
                          F 
Fuck Bin Laden 
                         Bb 
Fuck Bin Laden 


She wanted to fuck me 
                         A 
Harder then the US government 
                           Dm 
Fucked Bin Laden 

                                                F 
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax 
                Bb                                        A                      Dm 
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden 
                                                 F 
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass) 
                                                 Bb 
My justice will be punitive (Imma smash) 
                                                                  A 
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro 
                                                                 Dm 
She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no 
                                                                 F 
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go 
She tells me to go low then looks down    
                                     Bb 
And tells me that I gotta 
Terrorize that pussy  
              A 
Gotta terrorize that pussy 


     Dm 
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit 
          F 
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit 
         Bb 
She said Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean 
         A 
I yell Geronimo and took some pictures for posting 
         Dm 
The President called, he said Congratulations Connor 
          F 
I said Mr. President to what do I owe this honor? 
         Bb 
He said Come give me the deets in the White House Garden 
          A 
I gots to know how you fucked her like we 

                          Dm 
Fucked Bin Laden 
                          F 
Fuck Bin Laden 
                         Bb 
Fuck Bin Laden 
                                       
I still can't say that I see the appeal 
                      A                                                         Dm 
But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden 
                                           F 
Ohh this girl insisted that that 
                                                            Bb 
The way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack 
                                                  A 
Just like the now famous attack that fucked  
                   Dm 
Osama Bin Laden