Lost Paraguayos Teclado

	   


Intro: C 

C                             F 
Darling I hate to tell you but I think I'm catching a cold 
            C                                            F 
Put another chair on the fire bring the bottle over here 

I feel I'm getting old 
   C 
I like your laugh and a hot romance 
         F 
and your orn'ry sense of humor 
         C 
but if it rains again like it did today 
           F 
I'm gonna have to leave a little bit sooner 

C  G  C 

C                  F 
Got to get me some South America sun 

C                               F 
Honey don't even ask me if you can come along 
C 
Down at the border you need to be older 
   F 
and you sure don't look like my daughter 
     C 
Your ridiculous age, start a state outrage 
        F 
and I'll end up in a Mexican jail 
C                       F 
Darling please don't cry you know I wouldn't tell you no lie 

C G C x3 

Look over there 
C 
Oh my God don't look now 
   F 
but it appears to be raining again 
C 
Get upstairs pack my book of prayers 
      F 
Honey hurry I'm catching pneumonia 
C 
I gotta move while I'm in the mood 
   F 
or I'll disappear into that wall 
C 
Darling please don't curse 
F 
it really couldn't be any worse 
         C 
Say I'm a sun fanatic but it's dark in your attic 
     F 
and your cat sleeps over my head 
  C 
I know I'm not a football star 
      F 
but I wanna little better than that 
        C 
So I'm much obliged for the pure white ride 
     F 
and a cup of tea every morning 
    C 
I'll say goodbye, look your man in the eye 
F 
you know I wouldn't tell you no lie 


{Start "Horn Riff" and play indefinitely} 

 

So after all, I'll see you in the fall 
on a brand new day, brand new way 
Goodbye honey, goodbye honey 
Goodbye honey, it ain't funny 
Goodbye honey, I know it ain't funny