No Way Jose Teclado

	  Intro 
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Well it's Friday night and my friend Jose is calling me, 
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Saying, hey Compadre, come on out and play. 
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There's a place right down the street 
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Where the pretty cowgirls meet 
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You'd think by now that I would know 
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What my reply should be 



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No way, Jose Cuervo 
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You're a bad hombre, Amigo 
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You're out to get me in 
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Mucho trouble again 
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No how - No way - Jose 

Break 
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Jose you say I'm handsome and I'm bulletproof 
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And every cowgirl wants to dance with me. 
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Still I oughta turn you down 
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Cause every time I turn you up 
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I end up with an aching head 
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In traction or in love 



            A                D 
Why can't I say No way, Jose Cuervo 
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You're a bad hombre, Amigo 
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You're out to get me in 
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Mucho trouble again 
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No how - No way - Jose 



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Buenos dias, muchas gracias, uno mas por favor 
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You'd think a cat that talks like that 
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Would learn to say no more 



           A             D 
No how, No way, Jose Cuervo 
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You're a bad hombre Amigo 
       A 
You're out to get me in 
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Mucho trouble once again 
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No how, No way, Jose 
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No how, No way, Jose .....