Hot Dog In A Hallway Teclado

	  
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             A        C#m    D   Bb 
She'll have another piece of pie 
             A        C#m    D   Bb 
She'll have a double reuben rye 
             A        C#m    D  
She works hard at eating well 
        E     A        C#m    D    
That's why I love her 


             A        C#m    D   Bb 
She's got a couple of pony kegs 
             A        C#m    D   Bb 
Her arms are bigger than my legs 
             A        C#m    D 
And when she holds me I can't breathe 
        E     A        C#m    D   
That's why I love her 

 
             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5 
I'm her butter she's my bread 
             A5       E5     F5   D5 
She's like a mobile waterbed 
             A5       C#5    D5 
And when I got on top of her 
        E5    A5       C#5    D5  Bb5 
I can't touch the mattress 

             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5 
And when her flesh begins to sag 
             A5       E5     F5   D5 
She's like a human sleeping bag 
             A5       C#5    D5 
I feel so cozy safe and warm 
        E5    A5      C#5    D5    
She's my insulation 


 


             A        C#m    D   Bb 
I always know just where she sat 
             A        C#m    D  Bb 
And when she's on me I get flat 
             A        C#m    D 
Some broken ribs a punctured lung 
        E     A       C#m  D    
That's why I love her 


             A        C#m    D  Bb 
She's my phillie I'm her stud 
             A        C#m    D  Bb 
Her bean is bigger than my pud 
             A        C#m    D 
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale 
        E     A       C#m  D    
That's why I love her 

 
             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5 
She'll have another piece of pie 
             A5       E5     F5   D5 
She'll have a double reuben rye 
             A5       C#5    D5  
She works hard at eating well 
        E5    A5       C#5   D5  Bb5 
That's why I love her 

             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5 
She's got a couple of pony kegs 
             A5       E5     F5   D5 
Her arms are bigger than my legs 
             A5       C#5    D5 
And when she holds me I can't breathe 
        E5    A5      C#5   D5   A5  Bb5  A5  Bb5  A5  
That's why I love her