Sick Of You Teclado

	  
Intro 





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I was up in the morning with the TV blaring 
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Brush my teeth, sittin' watchin' the news 
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All the beaches were closed, the ocean was a Red Sea 
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But there was no one there to part in two 
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There was no fresh salad because there's hypos in the cabbage 
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Staten Island disappeared at noon 
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They say the midwest is in great distress 
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And NASA blew up the moon  

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The ozone layer has no ozone anymore 
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And you're gonna leave me for the guy next door? 
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I'm sick of you 
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I'm sick of you
 

Verse 

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They arrested the Mayor for an illegal favor 
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Sold the Empire State to Japan 
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And Oliver North married William Secord 
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And gave birth to a little Teheran 
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And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warship 
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If he dies he wants to go out in style 
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And there's nothing to eat that don't carry the stink 
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Of some human waste dumped in the Nile 

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Well, one thing is certainly true 
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No one here knows what to do 
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And I'm sick of you  
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I'm sick of you
  

Solo 




Verse 

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The radio said there were 400 dead 
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In some small town in Arkansas 
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Some whacked out trucker drove into a nuclear reactor 
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And killed everybody he saw 
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Now he's on Morton Downey and he's glowing and shiney 
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Doctors say this is a medical advance 
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They say the bad makes the good and there's something to be learned 
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In every human experience 

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Well I know one thing that really is true 
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This here's a zoo and the keeper ain't you 
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And I'm sick of it 
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I'm sick of you 

Verse 

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They ordained the Trumps and then he got the mumps 
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And died being treated at Mt. Sinal 
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And my best friend Bill died from a poison pill 
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Some wired doctor prescribed for stress 
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My arms and legs are shrunk the food all has lumps 
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They discovered some animal no one's ever seen 
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It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire 
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After running over Rudy Giuliani 

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They say the President's dead but no one can find his head 
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It's been missing now for weeks 
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But no one noticed it he had seemed so fit 
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And I'm Sick of it 

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I'm sick of you 
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I'm so sick of you
  

"Bye, bye, bye"