Youll Never Work In Dis Bidness Again Teclado

	  


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Intro 2 (Spoken) 
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"He told it to the monkeys and they didn't talk back, 
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then he told the old iguana and he didn't attack". 
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They told me before I started that it never ever would work out: 
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stay in school, don't be a fool, but I had to see what life was about. 


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So, I went to Biloxi, seekin' fortune and fame, 
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I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names. 


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You'll never (never), never (never), work in dis bidness again. 
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You'll never (never), no never (never), never work in dis bidness again. 

Interlude 
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I knew I needed representation and I found it one night in a bar. 
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He was a bondsman and a part-time agent and he said that he would make me a star. 


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He said', "Aaaah,   you don't have to be that good to make it out in Hollywood, 
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you just have to change and complain". 


     
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Or you'll never (never), never (never), work in dis bidness again. 
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You'll never (never), no never (never), never work in dis bidness again. 

Solo 
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         B7                          Em 
I parked cars at the Rainbow, I sold maps of the stars, 
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I got my nose broke in Spago's when I puked on the bar. 
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And all I played's a double bar mitzvah, 
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Bubba played a double bar mitzvah!) 


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It's a jungle out there, hell, I don't care, I'm going back to my predator friends. 


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I will never (never), never (never), work in this bidness again. 
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No, I'll never (never), no never (never), never work in this bidness again. 
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You'll never (never), never (never), work in this bidness again. 

Outro
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"Ah, relax, where do you think you're going with dat suitcase?" 
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"I'm outta here!" "You're leaving?! Vat about my fifteen percent?" 
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"15 Percent of nothin' is nothin'!" "Young man, you leave now and you'll never" 
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"I'll never..." "You'll never..." "Work in dis..." "Bizness..." "Bidness..." 
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"AGAIN!!"