Biggering Acordes

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At first I didn't realize 
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I needed all this stuff 
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I had a little cottage 
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And that cottage was enough 
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A place where I could sit and knit 
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A place where I could sell my Thneeds 
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But now I've had a little time 
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To re-assess my needs 



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And I need a bigger office 
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I need a bigger chair 
Eb 
A bigger desk, a bigger staff 
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A bigger hat to wear 



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Because I'm biggering 
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I'm figuring I'm biggering 
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And biggering is triggering 
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More biggering 



      Cm 
Hey, listen up, meathead 
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I'm going to say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it 
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Greed... ya see, it's like a little pet, alright? 
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And the more and more and more that you go and feed it 
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The more hungry it'll get! 
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But... you know, you really can't blame greed 
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No, that's stupid 
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You see, it's gotta worm inside 
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Oh yeah, that's right 
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It's one that always needs to feed 
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And it is never satisfied 

You get it? 

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But the more you try to find it 
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The more it likes to hide 
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   Now listen--that is a NASTY little worm 
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And I like to call it "pride." 
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See, now that's why you're biggering! 
            Ebm 
Listen here, idiot! 
                 Bbm 
And figuring on biggering! 
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  But that biggering's just triggering more biggering! 
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Got that? Alright! 

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 Em         C 
There is a principle of nature 
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That most every creature knows 
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It's called survival of the fittest 
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And this is how it goes 
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The animal that wins has got to 
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Claw and bite and kick and punch 
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The animal that doesn't Winds up someone else's lunch 
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A company's an animal 
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That's trying to survive 
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It's struggling, and fighting 
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Just to keep itself alive 



            Bb        Gm 
I must keep biggering 
                 Dm        C 
I'm figuring I'm biggering 
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Though biggering is triggering more biggering 
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I won't stop! 
Bb        Gm 
Biggering 
                 Dm        C 
I'm figuring I'm biggering 
      Bb            Gm           Dm        C 
And biggering is triggering more biggering 

Final 

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And the customers are buying 
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And the money multiplying 
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And the PR people lying 
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And the lawyers are denying 
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Who cares if some things are dying? 
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I don't wanna hear your crying! 
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This is all so gratifying 

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