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Intro  
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verse 1 
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There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven 
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Smoking and eating and sex 
     F                     C 
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you, 
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Will be totally cool in the next 
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In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast 
   F                      E7sus4/B   E7 
At lunch it's tequila and wine 
        F                          C 
And the soup served with dinner is made with paint thinner 
        D           G           C     G 
And the morning hereafter feels fine, Oh 

verse 2 
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Good behaviour will get you to heaven 
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It's Beulah Land, that's where you're bound 
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But nobody makes nice up there in paradise 
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When you get up there then you get down 
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And the angels have ashtrays in Heaven 
      F                E7sus4/B   E7 
Saint Peter puffs on a cigar 
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that's right smoking's allowed, it's what makes all those clouds 
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and you don't have to sit at the bar, Oh 

verse 3 
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And they eat all day long up in Heaven 
    F                C 
And nobody ever gets fat 
       F                   C 
No not one calorie and the ice cream is free  
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It comes in a pint, quart, or a vat 
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And it's just one big orgy in Heaven 
    F                 E7sus4/B   E7  
And nobody ever says "no" 
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And it's front, sideways, back, and you start to lose track 
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But you don't lose your get up and go, Oh 

verse 4 
         C          G           C 
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven 
F                      C 
Smoking and eating and sex 
     F                     C 
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you, 
        D7                  G 
Will be totally cool in the next 
   C               G           C 
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast 
   F                       E7sus4/B   E7 
At lunch it's sambucca and wine 
       F                          C 
The gazpacho with dinner is made with paint thinner 
        D           G           C     G 
And the morning hereafter feels fine, Oh