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	  Cheryl Wheeler - T.V. 


th Fret 




Intro: D  G  D  G  D  G 

    D                 G   
I'm glad I weren't no pioneer  
D                           A 
Riding in a wagon cross the great frontier  
    D                       G   
I'm playing by candlelight, power's out here  
    A              D 
And I can't watch TV 


  D                 G   
I can't do nothing, nothing at all  
D                       A 
Everything comes from a switch on the wall  
D                      G   
Drives me nuts when it won't behave  
D                   A    D 
No popcorn from the microwave 


 
    G 
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah  
D 
Sky's real nice  
A 
Moon's real big  
D 
Star's real bright  
G                  D 
Cable calls and it don't seem right  
     A              D 
That I can't watch TV 


       D                G   
And it breaks my heart, all I'm missing 
D              A 
Bowling shoes, old guys fishing 
D            G   
How the dogs on the track did  
D                 A 
Near death stuff, re-enacted  
D                G   
Where to call to talk to strangers 
D               A 
Interviews with hockey players  
D             G   
How to lose a pound a minute  
D                  A 
Make big bucks, be rolling in it  
D               G   
Shopping clubs, gladiators  
D               A 
Cher's make-up, roller skaters  
D                G   
Rhinestone studs in your new skirt  
D               A 
Bald guy stuff, psychic network  
D              G   
Don't you feel bad for me  
     A              D 
That I can't watch TV 



    G 
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah  
D 
Sky's real nice  
A 
Moon's real big  
D 
Star's real bright  
G                  D 
Cable calls and it don't seem right  
     A              D 
That I can't watch TV 


G                  D 
Cable calls and it don't seem right  
     A              D 
That I can't watch TV