Transvestites Can Be Cannibals Too Ukulele tab

	  
Intro/Verse: G Em 


     
                  G                                                Em 
Don't like the way that i look in my own clothes so I wear my wife's when i'm going to town 

             G                                                 Em 
You think it's gross when i'm wearing a pantyhose You think i'm sick yeah you call me a clown 

      G                                                Em 
I think i may i think i might have human tonight Don't come to me because i'm coming to you 

      G                                                 Em 
I think i may i think i might have you for a bite I'm gonna cook me up some human stew 


C                                             D 
'cause transvestites can be cannibals too and i'll feel better after i eat you 

C                                            D 
'cause i hate people when they're not polite They end up on my table and it serves you right 


        G       D       Em               C 
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes 
    G                D               Em            C 
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows 
     G            D              Em           C 
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife 
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I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife 


G                               Em 
i hate the popular people cause i ain't popular 

G                                 Em 
i hate these words tomorrow cause i'm bipolar 
   G                              Em 
it's ok to be different unless your all by yourself 
    G                                   Em 
you think your so special but your just like everyone else 


C                                  D 
i just don't understand the reason why i said 
C                                D 
why can't i be a bigger man and walk away 
C                                  D 
when you tear me down and make me feel like i'm worth nothing 
C                                   D 
but then again i'm sure that you deserve what you'll be getting 



        G       D       Em               C 
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes 
    G                D               Em            C 
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows 
     G            D              Em           C 
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife 
        G         D             Em             C 
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife 


G                                Em 
So you don't like being tied up? Well, i don't like being mean 

            G                  Em 
You're so shallow-minded you think i'm only what you see 

         G                              Em 
Take me out of the herd and put out on display in front of your friends 
         G                            Em 
Not knowing this mistake will lead to your miserable end 


C                       D 
I'm rude, I'm ugly, And i'm everything you hate 

C                      D 
And i'm here, tonight, to put you on my plate 

C                             D 
I don't care for your opinion i don't want your point of view 

C                              D 
Tonight i'll have a feast with compliments to you 



        G       D       Em               C 
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes 
    G                D               Em            C 
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows 
     G            D              Em           C 
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife 
        G         D             Em             C 
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife