The Cow Turd Blues Ukulele tab

	  

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There's some things in this country you don't mess with 
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And I am blessed to be on that short list 
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We're out here in the real world 
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Not that feel good media swirl 
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And we've something for you – read our lips 

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They made a huge miscalculation 
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About the mood of this nation 
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Good workin' people done got tired of bein' wronged 
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Then they saw one of their own 
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Get mistreated and dumped on 
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They were standin' behind him, he's not alone 

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Spoken:  
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I wanna dedicate this song to Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, 
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and the first man that said this - President Harry Truman 

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Never kick a cow turd on a hot day 
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Or you might get some poo on your pants legs 
Thought they were gonna have some fun 
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Kickin' around old Hank's son 
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But America had my back all the way 

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Remember never kick a cow turd on a hot day 
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Never pick up a rattle snake the wrong way 
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Never ever kick, would've been much smarter just let it slip 
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Never kick a cow turd, should've let the man just be heard 
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Never kick a cow turd on a hot day 

Yee-haw! Sooey!