nd Fret Verse C Whoâ??s gonna make ya calls Fadd7 C When ya lines are down G Am Whoâ??s gonna boil ya water when you F G Coffee beans are ground C And whoâ??s gonna wash ya clothes Fmaj7 C And hang â??em on the line G Am Whoâ??s gonna light your cigarettes when your F G Lighter you canâ??t find Chorus Am Not me Em Em6 Em Em6 Not me C C/B F It aint me any more Verse C And whoâ??s gonna wake you up Fmaj7 C When you over sleep G Am Whoâ??s gonna keep them secrets when thereâ??s F G Secrets you canâ??t keep C And whoâ??s gonna break ya fall when Fmaj7 C You crash back to earth G Am Whoâ??s gonna welcome you home when theyâ??ve F G Left you in the lurchInterlude (Verse and Chorus voicing/patterns) C C Fmaj7 C G A F G x 2 Then.... Am Am G G C F F Bridge Dm Gaug/B F For all the lines are fading Dm Gaug/B G Back to what they were Dm Gaug/B F And everybodyâ??s aging Dm Gaug/B F The exact same way they were today, yesterday G And the day before Verse C Whoâ??s gonna tuck you in Fmaj7 C To ya bed at night G Am Whoâ??s gonna lie through their teeth and tell you F G Everything will be alright and C Whoâ??s gonna bit their tongue and Fmaj7 C Listen to your lies G Am Whoâ??s gonna wipe the floor when all those F G Crocodile tears have been criedAm Not me G Not me C C/B F It aint me any more Dm Gaug/B F I done that one before Dm Gaug/B Iâ??ll be hiding under those record racks at F G C The Last Record StoreC C Fmaj7 C G A F G Finish on C The EndAm Not me G Not me C C/B F It aint me any more Dm Gaug/B F I done that one before Dm Gaug/B Iâ??ll be hanging out with Alec at the F G C Last Record Store