Waving My Dick In The Wind Ukulele tab

	  
Intro:  A 

verse 1 
    A                     F#m 
I'm waving my dick in the wind 
    A                     F#m 
I'm waving my dick in the wind 
      A        C#m            F#m            A 
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight 
        E         F           A 
But I'm waving my dick in the wind 

verse 2 
    A                       F#m 
I'm lost in the sauce once again 
    A                       F#m 
I'm lost in the sauce once again 
     A                   C#m         F#m             A 
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright 
        Bm          C           A 
But I'm lost in the sauce once again 

          F#m 
It's been ninety-seven days since I laid my head beside you 
      F#m                            A 
And a million miles of highway in-between 
             F#m 
There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me 
         E            D             C#m  Bm 
And that pig's pretty mean, bastard 

verse 3 
                A                     F#m 
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance 
                A                     F#m 
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance 
A               C#m       F#m              D 
Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance 
   E       F            A 
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance 

Bridge 
A        F#m 
          Dance, Jimmy 
              A                  F#m 
I'm doin' the best I can, goddamn  (that's it) 
    A                    C#m          F#m 
You know, I can't really dance like I used to. 
            A              E         F      A 
I mean I'll try, but I'm an old, old man now 

           F#m 
I've got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson 
                              A 
Sure enough, he's got what it takes 
F#m 
Do another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy? 
      E        D                C#m Bm 
Cause you're a really good dancer
 

Interlude 
A      F#m 
A      F#m 
     Ooh yeah, cut me down! 
A  C#m F#m D 
E  F   A 

A      F#m 
A      F#m 
A  C#m F#m D 
E  F   A 

verse 4 
    A                     F#m 
I'm waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa) 
    A                     F#m 
I'm waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa) 
      A        C#m            F#m            D 
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight 
        E         F           A 
But I'm waving my dick in the wind 

Outro 
E         F           A 
Waving my dick in the wind 
    E        F            A 
I'm waving my dick in the wind