The Blarney Stone Ukulele tab

	  
verse 1 
F          F       F         F 
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck 
     F            F               C          F 
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck 
F          F          F            F 
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing 
F       F               C          F 
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing 

F    Dm   C    C 
Aye  aye  aye 
F            F         C             F 
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye 
F    Dm   C    C 
Aye  aye  aye 
    F       F              C          F 
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye 

verse 2 
F           F         F            F 
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale 
    F            F          C     F 
The bread on the counter is going stale 
   F       F        F           F 
If I don't get some fresh bread soon 
      F                 F        C           F 
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon 
 
F    Dm   C    C 
Aye  aye  aye 
F            F         C             F 
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye 
F    Dm   C    C 
Aye  aye  aye 
    F       F              C          F 
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye 

verse 3 
      F      F             F           F 
Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time 
    F        F     C            F 
Got too many other things on me mind 
F         F            F        F 
Patty was nice she was pale and cute 
      F          F           C            F 
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit 

F    Dm   C    C 
Aye  aye  aye 
F            F         C             F 
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye 
F    Dm   C    C 
Aye  aye  aye 
    F       F              C          F 
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye 

verse 4 
    F          F        F            F 
Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet 
    F          F        C            F 
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet 
    F            F             F           F 
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head 
     F            F      C              F 
When Patty starts crying this is what I said 

F    Dm   C    C 
Aye  aye  aye 
F            F         C             F 
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye 
F    Dm   C    C 
Aye  aye  aye 
    F       F              C          F 
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye